Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke

by That guy you know from school April 30, 2014

Sperm Hunter

A woman that goes out to have sex with a man just to get pregnant.

She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.

The sperm hunter may have trouble getting pregnant by their husband and will go to a night club to find a man that looks like him and do the deed.

by Reiver August 11, 2012

Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

sperm chugger

a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.

Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger

by urban beast May 5, 2011

Sperm Demon

something you call a white person

"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."

by sasorii July 20, 2021

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.

That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!

by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018