second world problem

Problems that the working poor have but the wealthy class just don't understand.

Boss : My security system bill is due. We pay it once a year for convenience. I know, It's a first world problem.
Me : My gas service and water service has been cut off for a few months now. If I cant get my water service back on, I'll be evicted. I know, second world problem.

by Robyn Bankx June 22, 2017

Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 7, 2023

ten second rule

A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.

Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!

by gamerrox October 19, 2010

Sandwich Secondary School

The best of 2 high schools in LaSalle, filled with rich white bitches and whores. As well as dumb ass stoners.

Jim: Hey I go to Sandwich Secondary School.
Bob: Oh so you’re a whore?

by SeanThrawn June 8, 2019

Broxbourne secondary school

broxbourne school is a chavy school full of tramps and druggies. People think it is a good school but the teachers are nonces and the students are crack heads.

Boy: what school do you go
Girl:broxbourne secondary school, and you?

by User101010 April 11, 2019

North Vista Secondary School

F***cking lame school that has diifferent timetables for odd and even weeks which is f***cking troublesome. Wearing uniforms on Mondays is ok but NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLLAR BADGE TO PUT ON. Why must be so troublesome uniform need collar badge one. If you are looking forward to go to a secondary school that gives you advantage of letting you have your phone whole day, don't come to NVSS. Every morning there's a phone box with envelopes to put your phones in. NOT EVEN RECESS OR BREAK U CAN USE. Not gonna force juniors not to come NVSS, but if you hate all these, you won't like secondary school life here. Don't make the wrong choice like I did

Junior: I want to go North Vista Secondary School next year so that I can see you everyday!
You: Don't go my school lah there not nice one

by no_oneㅤ August 20, 2021

3 second rule

The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.

Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.

Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.

by C.C.P. March 5, 2008