Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

SMOKE FAT

Smoking weed or a lot of weed in one day

Let's go SMOKE FAT
Ight let's do it

by Jakobacho September 18, 2019

Smoke a thottie

When you get da puss and da boof in one sitting

“Have you seen Jorge?”
“He’s going to smoke a thottie”
“Man smoke Jorge!”

by Samsamus December 5, 2019

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.

One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.

by yogi-bear December 23, 2008

Lightswitch smoker

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.

Man :I hate lightswitch smokers because I can't quit smoking.

by Asmoker July 30, 2010