Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.

Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!

by Python Coder February 6, 2023

docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011

slamming the bunks

The action of going to bed.

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."

by Overflowow June 11, 2021

chingus SLAM

when you are playing league of legend with your pals and they are about to get roasted but you come in with that CHINGUS SLAM and fuck those idiots sideways into the wall with your fed ass.

friend 1: OH NO, SOME ONE PLZ HEEEEELPPP MEE, THE ENEMY PLAYER IS ON MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
friend 2: don't worry i have my chingus SLAM...
friend 2:*talking to the enemy* remember this move!!!! chingus SLAM activate!!!!

by #1 Hecarim east coast BABYYYYY July 15, 2020

Laugh Slam

“Laugh slam”. Laugh slam is the unexpected comment that creates uncontrollable giggles and or laughter in some one else. It is not a laugh slam if it is premeditated.

If a homie catch you off guard with a comment that makes you laugh so hard that you are crying you got laugh slammed.

by Robzilla VanCity July 14, 2021

shutter slam

The action that involves being tripped while simultaneously being slammed into.

I was minding my own business walking my dog, when that man shutter slammed me into the road.

by Äpples Guy November 28, 2018