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shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
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Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!
by Lick my rose November 11, 2019
mugGet the Jersey Shore Snow Conemug.

North shore

Person 1: Isnt the north shore so great?

Person 2: please shut the fuck up
by BDSMaster November 5, 2021
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Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.
Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
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Ben Shore

A word for calling someone ‘Greasy’ or a ‘Greaser’, so whenever you want to call someone those words call them Ben Shore
by FudgeCake1192 March 26, 2024
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Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!
by Joey Delu April 26, 2022
mugGet the Canadian Shore Lunchmug.

running to the shores

To have gay anal sex
I am running to the shores with mike
by mike68974 December 7, 2013
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