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Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025
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serving cunt

when a girl serves her cunt to someone
I heard Emily was serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster
by DDistrict April 1, 2024
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serving faggot

serving faggot means saying the gayest shit ever
yo nigga ur serving faggot

nigga: whats good pussy pop slay girly ur serving cunt
by bubbaywwforlife2234 November 16, 2022
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ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
by karpis March 11, 2014
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serving meat

Serving meat is a phrase used by a MAN of high power/class, normally said phrase by this MAN of high power and class will have a lot of support coming from those around him.Ultimately this phrase is an alter response of the lower class women saying “age and left no crumbs”
Serving meat-A statements or phrase creates the idea of someone being “that nigga
Ex.
Malik-“you better chill out before I put you in yo place, I’d really knock yo ass out In front of all yo friends”
Luis”see this nigga serving mad meat with this one”
by Bigpapachungis April 9, 2024
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serving the employees

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary
That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!
by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011
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