Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
or
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone
Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013

by llamaman May 16, 2004

Someone who be meddling with your chick . A guy that thinks he slick but really a p.o.s
Lack of respect for you or your relationship.
Also a lerp a** fool .
Lack of respect for you or your relationship.
Also a lerp a** fool .
by Bigrob October 12, 2023

A scooby snack is a type of drug that I take on a daily basis in my lunch bag, and is shaped like a dog biscuit. Scooby Snax are banned in most places, such as the back of vans driven by hippies, which is where I currently am as of writing this.
by Scooby Snaxcks April 14, 2023

by swiftydoo May 20, 2017

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
Found what?
The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 14, 2023
