Skip to main content

Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018
mugGet the Arkansas Saturdaymug.

Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
mugGet the Perpetual Saturdaysmug.

Saturday night fiend

by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Saturday night fiendmug.

slutty saturdays

When a particular group of girls get together every saturday with guys and they basically have an orgy and all hook up with eachother.
Girl: Are you excited for slutty saturdays this week
another girl: hell yea, i call hooking up with that guy this time though

girl: oh yea we can all share
by CoolKidHenr123 January 28, 2023
mugGet the slutty saturdaysmug.

Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
mugGet the Small business saturdaymug.

Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
mugGet the Saturday Morgansmug.

Share this definition