"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

by 4liberianman September 14, 2022

by ranposass June 6, 2022

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

“Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
The marauder is totally stock
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
