Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythical being that comes to those who fear him. He is unaturally tall and has 4 arms. It is said that if you see the Slender Man even once, there is no way to escape him. He usually stalks his victims and slowly drives them insane before kidnapping them.

I bet Slender Man lives in that forest over there because he can blend in with the trees!

by Mrs. Slendy December 5, 2011

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

trans-slender

An Individual that is considered to be overweight, but does not identify with being overweight.

I am trans-slender

by Trans-slender.com Fluffygang April 3, 2019

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

Bernie Sanders

prime meme material

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"

by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021

slanker

a testicle

if you bastards don't get back to work i'm gonna kick you so hard in the slankersack your slankers are gonna be rolling out of your mouth

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

Sander

To receive a handjob from a girl wearing rings.

Ow damn, I got a sander from Sarah yesterday, that shit hurt like hell

by -=RUCKER=- June 9, 2004