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Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.
Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
by Nomadisense October 15, 2023
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butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022
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Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
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sleepin' on the money

meaning having a lot of money, so much so, that one could hypothetically use it to sleep on (as for example, a bed or pillow).
"He got girls AND he sleepin' on the money. Damn."

"Did you hear that he works at the Chicago Tribune now?"
"Shooo, he must be sleepin' on the money!"
by colleem September 1, 2013
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Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020
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meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.
by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013
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The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.
by anbro345 January 21, 2016
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