Salty

Being a little bitch and unable to cope with the situation at hand without turning into a bag of salt.

Gregor: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE NOT DIE!!!!
Enemy Mordekaiser: huehue salty much?

by CuntyChieftain January 22, 2015

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv February 09, 2012

Salty

Shame

Ha, ha, salt on you!
(When you are embarrassed for having messed up, someone can say "Salt on you.")

by ginger October 29, 2003

salty

kinda like treated. but worse.

Dude 1: 'you're stupid.'
Dude 2: 'your mom is stupid!'
Dude 3: 'SALTY!'

by efizzleslim July 02, 2010

salty dope

A synergistic melange of attitudes combining aspects of being salty while still being quite dope.

Lauren pretended to be showing me a broken nail, but I know she was flipping me off. She's so salty dope.

by HummingbirdB December 23, 2016

Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

by Judicious June 04, 2007

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

by saohjzbfgbg July 05, 2014