Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition

Oh ryan is a fucking beast

by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021

Ryan

A Ryan is a guy who no matter what just can’t seem to find his way to gold phase. He is often the most made fun of in a group of friends. Ryan is commonly know to have Manser like tendency’s. The worst kinds of Ryan’s have the last name Dutil

Hey look over there at the black phase guy HA what a Ryan

by Ryan Dutil January 19, 2020

Ryan

Sick cunt has big rucks pro skater sexy Kina hair cut

Fuck Ryan’s a sick cunt

by Rizza January 24, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

If your name is Ryan your a very nice funny caring person that gets in trouble sometimes but still has a big heart you put others before yourself especially if your dating that person people often think your saying Brian when you introduce yourself

Person 1: hi my name is Ryan

Person 2: nice to meet you Brian

by Miiiaaaaa January 18, 2021

Ryan

a guy that's super rambunctious

a guy that shit his pants this morning

has a long time crush on someone close to him, someone in this room

its mitsy

ryan we're still filming

by pseudonym1423 December 2, 2021