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Ryan

The true meaning of Ryan is someone with a massive juicy cock and when in bed al the girls call them “DADDY”. The Ryan’s are so hard that they take on Phil Mitchell on the daily. They are also dirty cunts who don’t just shut the fuck up! They never clean their cocks but it leaves a fresh bit of cheese for the next women to suck up.
Ryan: Hey B
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
by You mums flappy pussy February 16, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is a cheerful and positive person.

He is also a sweet guy. He spreads his positivity to anyone he meets. He tends to workout quite often. He possesses the qualities of a calm person but is dangerous to be around when angered.

Ryan puts his friends before himself. He also has a particular taste in music. He values his significant other immensely. He can be portrayed as quite the comedian. His jokes are bound to make you laugh.
“Why are you so jolly today?”

“I met Ryan on the way.”
by popgoestheweaselbambam January 11, 2020
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Ryan

Ryan~
Ryan's Are ready to hear what you have to say. Ryan's Also care for you but hold's grudges for sometimes. Ryan's are good in some things that you aren't and really defend you when it comes to your problems that may not include him. They are ready to tell you secrets or tell some of his problems but for you people who know any Ryan's, it's better off not to tell because it would ruin the relationship you have. Ryan's are funny, kind, trustworthy, sometimes an asshole but that is just them! Keep the Ryan you have with you by your side because they would be there for you, Through tough times and a good time.
Me: Hey Ryan!
Ryan: Oh hey M**h (A nickname which I would rather block) You were sneezing all around me
Me: I wasn't sneezing lol I was laughing!
In December 31st...
Me: I'm sorry Ryan for telling me for what you told me not to tell I really am
Ryan: Yeah it's okay...
In May or April or so...
Ryan still on a grudge for that*
Ryan: Can't you believe what she did?!
***** n: Wow that's just fauel
Me: Why did you have to bring this up now?!
A year later: I liked him but I know he doesn't like me back because of what happened, You know I'll miss him
by Origin_Detail November 28, 2018
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Ryan

someone who is stinky. Doesn't shower a lot.
Chris: Hey have you been near Ryan recently?
Katie: Yeah he do be kinda smelly tho
Chris: I know right he needs to shower
Katie: Smelly tings
by Sparkro June 15, 2020
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Ryan

A top lad, only the best of the best , loves his Budweisers more than his missus , Carries round a seven incher , the ladies go crazy for this blonde , blue eyed god.
Holy shit did you see Ryan down that Budweiser
by Merylin bigmellons February 9, 2019
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Ryan

Sick cunt has big rucks pro skater sexy Kina hair cut
by Rizza January 24, 2020
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Ryan

Ryan, Is a guy who is kind! His attitude changes on the way he is being treated. Ryan is that type of guy if you know personally is really sweet and kind! You may not see but he will deal with your problems for you he is that type of guy who flirt's without noticing, He is the guy who is an need in life. Just sometimes his attitude changes he can get depressed at time's because of life but at some point he will get through it. Ryan will be there whether it's at night or day, He is always there for you. I know he can be a jerk to other people but its for a reason he isn't too violent only when he need's to be! Other then that He is an amazing person!

*Ryan get's a message*

Ryan: *he texts BFF* What's wrong? what happened?

BFF: my boyfriend dumped me and called me a donkey! ;~;

Ryan: what is his number ill FaceTime him and have a talk

BFF: *Texts his number*

Ryan: okai! I'll be right back and I can still see my notification's if you need me!

*he calls his BFF's boyfriend to have a long chat*
Wait what? oh that's the sweet guy that I met I wonder what his name is! Oh-Oh now I remember how could I forget his sweetness its Ryan!
by Lil_Lumine November 14, 2018
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