pervert

That drunk fat guy sitting at the end of the stage trying to see if your thong has some how slipped over to one side while yelling at you to put it in his face for a dollar.

Daaaaaaaammmmmmmn baaabeee stick it in my face, I gotta dollar

by Betty January 6, 2004

pervertize

(v.) To live out your sexual fantasies upon another being.

Don't make me pervertize you tonight... o_o

by Ty-san April 4, 2006

poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

by CD Ron February 27, 2011

poverty hot

a woman that is of low economic status, but is still considered attractive.
characterized by pocketless jeans, greasy hair, and spaghetti strap tank tops

blake: dude did u see that grodey looking chick?

tyler: ya dude she was a total poverty hot

blake: lets go finger each others butt holes!

by Bro Man Dudeski April 4, 2011

pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

Pervert

A person with an extreme dirty mind, they only think about sex.

He is being perverted

by Emeralda rain August 2, 2015

pervert

Someone who is easily amused and aroused by even the slightest sexual implications, and seeks them out. Is sometimes used in good humor, but such bawdy jokes can take a toll on a conversation. However, talking about sex does not make you a pervert. Making immeasurable amounts of innuendos and generally being an asshole, or peeping in on someone showering will make you a pervert. The latter also makes you a voyeur.

Friend: "Hey, we should go explore that old mineshaft."
Me: "Hehehe, shaft."
Friend: "<name> I swear to fucking Buddha I will drag you into an alleyway and pump you full of broken glass, you pervert"
Me: "Hehe, pump me."
Friend: "someone get my gun"

by King Mameshiba March 17, 2016