The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.
Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.
by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010
by chris b-seks September 27, 2007
(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.
-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"
-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
by B.T.D.C. February 13, 2011
Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.
by nighttherian February 11, 2016
When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.
by tj9991 October 07, 2008
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
by Glockman1727AK47 December 04, 2007
by ray May 30, 2004