Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.

Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

Domino puke

A person vomits in public. Another person gets disgusted by the sight and himself vomits. Then the next person, and the next, and the next... forming a sort of Domino-like chain reaction.

I saw this hobo soil himself on the tram, causing a huge wave of Domino puke.

by Dalud October 11, 2018

Puke and Juke

The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and saw a cop car get puke and juked!

by AggressiveKegals May 18, 2023

A Pepe La Puke

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puke

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023