crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles
crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank
by lifes-a-beach2 October 18, 2008
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School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.
by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021
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gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
by willhale1994 June 15, 2011
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Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.
by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022
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Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
The chip police is hunting julia mocos down
by julia mocos March 14, 2021
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Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
by bspigs November 03, 2013
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queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area
John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!
by i am nothing May 06, 2011
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