Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.
by Toddurlame August 19, 2021
People talk about Todd a lot. You're gonna hear about at least 4 Todds in your lifetime, but here's the thing, you never actually meet Todd. Todd is real, you just can't meet him yourself.
by Dictionary Jackass June 18, 2022
Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.
Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
by Hannah todd January 10, 2020
Todd can be younger than you
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Fat black male with a kid hair cut usually found in drive thru windows late at night supersizing the menu. Known to anger women he approaches because of his smell. Knocks over most thing in store with stomach fat.
You see that Todd in the drive thru and raisin canes.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
by Texas hammer September 23, 2022