Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong

Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic

Stitchcraft is a mong

by ThemeParkMan September 26, 2018

Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Mong

1. Sois after 3 or more illybays
2. Louis in distress

Plural: Mongs (social gathering at AP’s house)

“Sois your a mong cunt, stop sticking that tech deck in her mut”

by Naskoh2Trappy May 13, 2022

Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”

by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021