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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014
mugGet the sf bake salemug.

Booty Sale

A sale or transaction that is sanctioned by the Booty Gang Disciples, a neo-aryan street and prison gang with ties to and origins starting in Seattle, Washington. The gang mostly controls the criminal enterprises surrounding 12th & Jackson area and the greater Chinatown/ International District metropolitan area.
Nigga, we gotta press Corbin about them booty sales he was finna be making, on Booty Gang Disciples. Stand on that shit scrat ass nigga. We finna eighty eight his Niggerish Gambino ass.
by Niggalations 4:13 November 18, 2025
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bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.
I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the bail salemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.
Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.
by @5kur August 19, 2012
mugGet the Crop Salesmug.
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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