Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
by m_baker_66 September 23, 2008
Get the NASCAR mug.Nascar is the Best sport in the world.It isnt for "rednecks" just so they can drive in circles.Its to show all the little pussys who think driving their honda civics over 65 mphs is racing.Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the bomb just like his father was and always will be. And to all the assholes who think Football is better and all kids in the younger age group like it better can kiss my ass.Cuz im 13 and i love Nascar and im proud to be a FAG(Fan Against Gorden).
If you think Nascar is just for overpaid "pussys" .Need to drive over 65 mph and see how much fun racing at 210 mphs is then see if you still feel the same you dumbass mother fuckers.
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Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
by m_baker_66 October 6, 2006
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"Quieres ir a la playa hoy..? "*checks weather forecast on phone* "Nuncamente, va a llover."
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anyway, this sport does take skill. if you think its easy then try going 200 mph in close proximity with 42 other cars where 1 mistake will cause a huge wreck. not only that, you have to go in the turns at the right angle and right speed. besides, at watkins glen and infineon they turn right.
so before you bash shit read a fucking book.
one more thing, this "redneck inbred" thing, inbreeding is fucking ILLEGAL and i have never heard of a "redneck" who was australian or colombian or even italian. have you? didn't think so. so for fuck's sake stop stereotyping. how would you like it if i said that F1 was for gay french people? wouldn't like it too much now would you?
anyway, this sport does take skill. if you think its easy then try going 200 mph in close proximity with 42 other cars where 1 mistake will cause a huge wreck. not only that, you have to go in the turns at the right angle and right speed. besides, at watkins glen and infineon they turn right.
so before you bash shit read a fucking book.
one more thing, this "redneck inbred" thing, inbreeding is fucking ILLEGAL and i have never heard of a "redneck" who was australian or colombian or even italian. have you? didn't think so. so for fuck's sake stop stereotyping. how would you like it if i said that F1 was for gay french people? wouldn't like it too much now would you?
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