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Cock-blocking Scooby Doo

Named after the famous Great Dane; it is any dog the gets in the way of love making and flirting of all kind purposefully or inadvertently .
Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and started barking waking everyone up.

or

Guy: Man, I think I have blue-balls. I was about to get some last night, until her dog came in and wouldn't leave her alone

Guy 2: I'm sorry, damn Cock-blocking Scooby Doos
by rissie2q January 19, 2013
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bitchin like scooby snacks!

a phrase for saying some thing is cool. made popular by Evan Kanelloplous
Those shoes are bitchin like scooby snacs
by llamaman May 16, 2004
mugGet the bitchin like scooby snacks!mug.

scooby snacks

bits of weed or ash that get in your mouth after hitting a pipe, blunt etc.
by imhighrn420 December 13, 2021
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Scooby snack

Shaggys asshole
“Why is scooby fucking ripped?”
“He ate Scooby snacks.”
by JOHN LENNONS CRIPPLED INSIDES February 2, 2022
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scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022
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Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 14, 2023
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