ninja tuna

Originally one of the songs featured in Windows Media Player, this term has evolved to mean a good friend of yours, or a "white nigga." Black people are forbidden from using this term. It is strictly used by an elite class of caucasion friends.
Dave: What you up to ninja tuna?

Brian: Nothing just got done jerkin it.
by PweekOnYou November 10, 2013
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Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.
Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.
by Hexagram July 05, 2012
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UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.
I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.
by BooJoh August 06, 2004
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scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.
Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.
by Ben Chott October 14, 2009
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ninja walk

When one rolls instead of walking.
Dude, we ninja walked home!
by Papaya and Tangerine Jones March 08, 2008
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Ninja Props

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people
Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props
by RainbowNinja July 07, 2009
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