naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Naughty Bornholmer

When a person has been extremely naughty, so you grab your granite or gnejs and stone them.

Him: I don't like smoked herring
Bornholm's state department: You have been sentenced execution by 'Naughty Bornholmer'

by Knaldperlen February 9, 2018

naughty brown tattoos

when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos

Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!

Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.

Billy: What?

Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos

by Kool_Tyga999 December 2, 2021

touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

I don’t like the k hip hop guy Swings lol naughty

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Naughty Pearl

A girl with a pretty name that also loves her dog but is very very naughty

“Naughty Pearl go back to your corner!”

by ppweiner23 January 24, 2023

Naughty Tune

Normally, a naughty tune is an filthy, grim, ponging song (think something like Absolute by Mr Traumatik), but it can also be used as a joke for that reason. A very simple and/or clean song can be called a naughty tune because it’s the exact opposite

**Teddy Bear’s Picnic by Henry Hall plays**
“Naughty tune this…”

by Worn Forrest June 14, 2022