Irish Napalm

When you’ve had one two many Guinness and pay the price the following morning

Oof I’ve just called in the Irish Napalm

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 23, 2026

Prison Napalm

Prison Napalm: An improvised weapon in prisons, created by mixing boiling hot water with sugar and throwing it on someone’s face or body. It causes severe burns, can lead to life-changing injuries, and is typically used for revenge, punishment, or torture. It’s called “Prison Napalm” because it’s boiling hot and sticks like napalm, making it difficult to remove. It’s easily accessible and can affect both inmates and prison staff.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this prison documentary the other night. Looks well easy in there.
Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv! If you Upset the wrong person, they’ll throw prison napalm in your face. Your face will melt off, and you won’t be so tough then LOL.
Lee. Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

No tengo NAAADA

Spanish sentence pronounced with an english accent.
It means that you are carrying no drugs (at least, they think so) but it's not true and you probably have 1 kg of fentanilo in your pocket.

Faceanticristo: Yo what is the legal maximum of fentanilo?
Local policeman: Cero
Faceanticristo: No tengo NAAADA

by Mamellas November 27, 2024

North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.

Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.

by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025

Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.

Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.

by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018

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