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myspace

myspace sucks!
by thetrueshift August 13, 2009
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MySpace

A place for hundreds and thousands of scene, indie, wannabe kids who just love taking their photo from a height. A place where you add whoever just because you're having a competition with people to see who can get the most friends when really, you only know about 50 friends out of your 12,488. A place where girls can quite easily get away with being a slut in their photos. A place where when you log on and have new photo comments your life is just made. MySpace is a place where you post pointless bulletins with stupid messages inside. Usually something along of the lines of "pc4pc" - For those who don't know what that is, it is basically "oh please comment my new photo and I'll return your photo too!"
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)

Fun place is MySpace.
I love MySpace so much, I'm a 15 year old girl who takes dead mint photos and edits them to shit so you think I'm hot! PC4PC!?
by Toriii984 May 3, 2011
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myspace

the Ebay for pedifiles
old man 1 : hey, want to go play some chess?
old man 2: naw, im going to go on myspace
they've got some new updates!(kids)
old man 1 : remember, your only 17 yrs old!
by selinarawrz May 16, 2008
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myspace

a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.
myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS!
by shawty royal June 18, 2008
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myspace

Myspace is where people change. I have friends that before they had a myspace, they were all normal & stuff, once they got a myspace, they even changed the type of music they liked, they're look, they're personality.
day they didn't know about myspace:So, you wanna go to the park or something, you hangout in my place & watch some movies & make some popcorn?!

days after they made a myspace:Um, I`m sorry we can`t hang today, i`m too busy on myspace, adding friends, commenting, & etc.
by Ketty December 10, 2008
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MySpace

Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.
A: Guess what! Danny got Direct TV!
B: Really, how do you know?
A: MySpace man!
by ABman March 30, 2009
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Myspace

A place for friends...

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Its just another competition to see who has the most friends, who is the most popular, and much more pointless things.

Lately, you see a lot of "emo/goth" pictures set on default. You get, like, 300 friends and then put on your status: "I'm so pissed off right now. I need someone to talk to." Chances are that not even half of your "friends" will care.

Do yourself a favor. Add friends you actually KNOW and talk to. Its a great tool to get reconnected with people you've lost contact with, but why not pick up the phone, send a letter, or e-mail them instead?

Its good when you have around 25 friends, but you actually know each of them. The "friends" you get that you really don't talk to or even know are pointless.
Girl One: I have 1,205 friends on Myspace! What about you?

Boy: I have 42.

Girl Two: That's it? What a loser!

Boy: At least one of my friends on Myspace won't end up being a 40 year old stalker.
by SmileEveryDay March 15, 2009
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