a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero June 9, 2016
Get the mongolian firebird mug.Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018
Get the mongolian shimmy mug.A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.
by nkivs May 27, 2009
Get the Mongolian Wind Chime mug.The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
Get the Mongolian Dishwasher mug.Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
Get the Mongolian tickle torture mug.when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
by blackstever December 19, 2012
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