Mong

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

by Drivarded February 19, 2024

Mong

Racial Slur regarding Asian people

English isn't even your first language, you mong.

by JackEatsRice123 December 9, 2018

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019