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when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.
When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia
by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020
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common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....
Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008
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dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad
by aige June 10, 2021
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Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him
Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
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hash melon

it’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like a peanut snack.
by mvdsss May 24, 2024
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Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.
I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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