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Wayne Memorial

Probably the biggest joke of a high school in existence. It sits in the middle of the worst part of Wasteland.
It's more like a zoo than a school at all. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The students are even worse though. If you aren't surrounded by juggalo posers, there are the tools, whores, and rejects from Inkster. Even worse are all of the scene kids and hipsters who think they are better than everyone else in existence, when in all reality, most of them are from shacktown and are worth shit. There is about 1% of students that are actually individuals.
The senior pranks always suck and the policies are more than retarded.
All of the sports teams pretty much suck and are stomped year after year. (Especially football.)
All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
Idiot: Wow! Wayne Memorial has the best academic program evaaar and we have so many cool things to do and cool programs at Wayne Memorial!
Me: You will never get laid. Ever.

Hipster: Omg you'll never understand my taste in music and style. You're sucha nobody.
Me: You live in Westland and go to Wayne Memorial. You are better than no one.
by MedicalPhilanthropist September 3, 2011
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memoric

The act of memorializing something.
"Hey man I'm going to wear my American flag socks in your memory"
"Thanks, man. That's really memoric of you."
"HAHA. Is that even a word? You should patent it"
"IDK. I'll urban dictionary it"
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dead memory

when you completely forget, or WANT to forget a memory
guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?

guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory

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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?

girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory
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memom

An old grandma who worries a lot and is stuck in her ways. She is very caring and giving and lovable, but she is very overprotective and has a short temper. She is a bit crazy sometimes, but she is a great woman.
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Memory Hole

The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.
Person One: "Did you hear about that scandal involving the President?"
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."

Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
by Charles Buell December 9, 2008
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memory flick

The female version of a "memory wank".
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
(couple talking over the phone/internet/text)

"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"

"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"
by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010
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Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
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