The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?
Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
by azelfkiller October 11, 2011
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1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014
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One more shining example of the Bush presidency far-reacing incompetence. Manikow's current project is the destruction of the existing social security system.
One more shining example of the Bush presidency far-reacing incompetence. Manikow's current project is the destruction of the existing social security system.
by Rummy December 17, 2004
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Get the majikfumbs mug.A Maaike is a rodent closely related to rabbits and usually confused with those.
The main differences between Maaikes and rabbits are that Maaikes love peanut butter sandwiches and tend to wear purple contacts.
The main differences between Maaikes and rabbits are that Maaikes love peanut butter sandwiches and tend to wear purple contacts.
I left a peanut butter sandwich right here ten minutes ago and now it's gone... I found a purple contact on the floor, it must have been a Maaike.
by Norvel October 7, 2017
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"He helped her out of her depression but she won't even bother to help him"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
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