jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 14, 2004

piss mop

a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.

haha u r a piss mopper!

by Fat Tits Fart August 12, 2005

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

Mop head

Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.

"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."

by Skeeterboi December 11, 2013

Cunt Mop

Someone who cleans up all the cunts and asses in a forum

Jdog - "Shut the F**k up"
Me - "yo dont talk"
Jdog - "who the f**k are you?
Me - "Im the cunt mop bitch"

by Moofster November 01, 2006

Mop The Closet

Cleaning another persons carpet of any cocaine crumbs with the agility of a monkey cleaning bugs off it's breatherins back.

Did you just see that slob mop the closet?

by HeyComeOverByMe September 02, 2019

mop hukr

n. one who is a big jerk; a person who one thinks is hip or cool; one who has intercourse with his mother; code word for "mophukr" or "motherfucker"

Teacher: "Billy, I'm giving you a detention"
Billy: "Oh, Ms. Whosherface, you're such a mop hukr!"
Teacher: "Well, I 've never 'hucked' a mop in my life Billy!"

by kman5473 December 13, 2007