Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Mong

Rory munt.

Rory munt is a fucking Mong

by Steve centra July 2, 2021

Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025

mong

a bit of a mix between a retard, a spastic and a super autistic kid

your a bloody mong you barstard.....
fuck you you mong.....
get a life mong....

by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017