My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

by Harpmer October 18, 2018

diarrhea milkshake

one cup of vanilla ice cream, 1/3 cup of milk, 3 pounds of diarrhea, blend well into a creamy delicious shake.

enjoy!

oh yeah...a teaspoon of corn

Sllab: hey wench! go make me a diarrhea milkshake!!
Reggin: balls balls balls... portuguese breakfast peace

by period blood November 11, 2005

Na milkshake

drinking breast milk for fun not nutrition.

Dude can you thaw out some of that breast milk so I can add it to my coffee? Oh man you're making a Na milkshake aren't you?

by incredible hulka October 19, 2008

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 9, 2010

Brokeback Milkshake

A creamy treat made from sperm that came out of a man's a&&hole rather than regular milk.

1.)After a long day Tom enjoys a Brokeback Milkshake
2.)Now that the anal sex is over with we can make Brokeback Milkshakes!

by Freakyandkinky12 November 30, 2010

Vanilla Milkshake

Jizzing in someone's asshole and then sucking it out with a straw to then drip it on their face

Jason gave Vinny a Vanilla Milkshake when he heard he was talking shit

by Assnoodles September 3, 2016

cum milkshake

After having anal sex with a male or female. The male ejaculates into the anal crack and as your partner is moaning in acceptance you slurp all of the ejaculation out of the anal crack.

Okay honey I will now preform the cum milkshake on you.

by Harold Li September 25, 2008