Geekus maximus

A species that is similar to Homo sapiens but different in the way that they are obsessed with something. This strange adaptation allows the said being to be ignored by all Homo sapiens and ruins their social life.

We wanted to do Geekus maximus for our science fair project but we thought better of it;even just saying it could've ruined our social life(as if it wasn't already ruined).

by l w l June 10, 2019

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.

Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.

by M4nnen March 14, 2025

Bobius Maximus

Quite literally a threat and disgrace to society.

Vegans are basically bobius maximus'.

by GuckyBoy June 1, 2020

Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

nibbicus maximus

Latinized form of the phrase “top nibba (most commonly seen in meme culture as ni🅱️🅱️a)”. The phrase is used to refer to someone’s best friend/homie (hence the superlative “maximus” signifying this person is your best nibba).

Yo, you’re my nibbicus maximus!

by nanibaba June 10, 2021

Autismus Maximus

Someone Who is extremely retarded and also has Tourette's.

"Hey look! It's Autismus Maximus!"

by Testiculus Maximus June 24, 2024