Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 02, 2018

Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.

I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.

by bad_artists April 09, 2020

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 02, 2021

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 21, 2021

Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog

“My best friend just got lobster trained”

by Blankboys April 02, 2022

Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

by alphonse55 April 27, 2007

Little Lobster

A female with all the meat in the ass.

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.

by erb1er August 10, 2007