lego

Something that might murder you and everyone you know and love.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT MURDEROUS, DEVILISH, BLOODTHIRSTY LEGO!!

by I am god you are not god December 06, 2019

Lego

An awesome building toy originating in Denmark in the 1940s, consisting of plastic bricks with studs that interlock, used to build everything from animals to buildings, to boats and cars. A super creative building toy for kids and adults alike, with all levels of creativity!

Charlie: Hey man, check out my Lego creator set! I can build three different animals in one set!
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?

by Alligator King June 30, 2021

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018

Lego

Sometimes it means "let's go"

Kanye West: trav we gotta drop the track.. Let's gooooooo
Travis Scott: T'was the plan legoooo

by OhhhShitItsMe April 26, 2018

Lego

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.

Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!

by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018

lego

tiny little bricks from hell

upon stepping on a lego, he found his foot in an unfortunate state at the hospital

by big boy 67 August 24, 2017