Chandler's Knob

A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.

The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.

Oh my God - some of the pictures on his mobile phone are definitely Chandler's Knob material!

by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006

Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.

"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"

by OMGAM January 8, 2009

Throbbing Knob

Erect penis. See also boner and cock

"My wife loves my throbbing knob!...but she hates it when I call it that."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Knob Goblin

Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!

As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!

by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009

iron knob

when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them

"broooo he has a stiffy"

"nah mate it's just an iron knob"

"what did he use?"

"honey"

"how long has he had it?"

"2 years"

by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

turn knobs

Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless

turn knobs bro, and dont come back

by Bill Overlode May 5, 2010

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009