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Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.
Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
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Kiwi

Kiwi.
by amajorgaydisappointment April 4, 2022
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kiwis

The nuts, the scrotum, the testes!
(NSFW ALERT)
Devin had been hit in the kiwis today!
by Wild-Spirited Heart October 15, 2017
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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Kiwi

1)Someone that has no idea where they stand in life.

2)Someone that is somewhere on the high end of the spectrum
That kid looks like a kiwi by the way they’re acting
by Josgo40269 December 16, 2019
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mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite
Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi
by Mr kiwii January 27, 2019
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Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction
"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.
by Xzyztent November 21, 2023
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