Ketchup Dick

Fireman

Your a ketchup dick

by Cox99 May 24, 2018

ketchup and tater tots

The act of licking a guy's nuts while his dick is bleeding.

What happened at the party?

I got served some fucked up ketchup and tater tots.

by SkylarFUCK October 30, 2006

Pass me the ketchup

Taking a girl's virginity

"You guy's hooked up last night? Isn't she a prude??"
"Dawg, after she blew me for a while, I was like, damn girl, you need to pass me the ketchup!!" Then, that hottie girl passed me her ketchup. There was blood everywhere."
"No way bro! You took her Vcard!"

by ChickityChuckityChooo January 30, 2010

Ketchup Chips

When a girl doesn't shower for several days after her period, and the blood dries into chip-like scabs.

John: Man, that girl last night was insatiable, but she was so nasty. She had ketchup chips all over.

by notplo December 31, 2008

Ketchup chip

The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.

"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."

by Gross Hank December 31, 2008

Ketchup kiss

The Ketchup kiss is when a women on her period applys her menstral "juices" on another womens lips creating a lip- stick like substance.

Judy was nervous before the big party because she forgot her lip-stick but thankfully Carol could help. Being on her period Carol dipped her finger in her own "ink" and carefully applied it to Judy's puffy lips.

by Kevin Jeunette May 13, 2005

Ketchup

Time of month because your period is red and ketchup red so ...
also see monthly visitor

girl 1"Hey you wanna come over for a sleepover?"
girl 2"No i cant, Ive got ketchup until friday"

by Kitchy Kitchy February 6, 2010