The most dysfuntional family on US soil.
Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8
Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8
Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview
by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
An Emma Kate is a rare one in a million creature. Most often found in art studios, music rooms, bed rooms or mushrooms.
The Emma-Kate is most commonly known to be creative, intellectual, attractive-in-a-pale-and-interesting-way, musically inclined, generally entertaining and amicable and is easily enticed by mixed CD's, attractive talented males, a good cup of tea with a biscuit, a guitar or, should all else fail, hard cash.
WARNING do not feed the Emma Kate, they're quite independant and may bite.
The Emma-Kate is most commonly known to be creative, intellectual, attractive-in-a-pale-and-interesting-way, musically inclined, generally entertaining and amicable and is easily enticed by mixed CD's, attractive talented males, a good cup of tea with a biscuit, a guitar or, should all else fail, hard cash.
WARNING do not feed the Emma Kate, they're quite independant and may bite.
dude 1: Hey was that a-
dude 2: Yeah I think it was...
dude 1: You gonna...
dude 2: Yeah, I'm not sure, bit scary.
dude 1: fair enough, emma kate's are notorious.
dude 2: Yeah I think it was...
dude 1: You gonna...
dude 2: Yeah, I'm not sure, bit scary.
dude 1: fair enough, emma kate's are notorious.
by dekstar5000 February 03, 2010
I got Kate Bush's album "The Red Shoes" and my brain exploded because it was so weird. Then I listened to it a few more times and fell in love with it. What a great album...
by I wanna be a rubberband girl. May 08, 2004
A Mary Kate is a keeper. She will eat all of your food but you well still love her because how big her ass is. She is so sexy and good in bed. Men tend to love Mary Kates. She has a bad side though. She well frecking kill you if you insult her. You better run if she's on a bad mood. She's not mean but she is still very hardcore. Usually Mary Kates pretend to like some people but she hates your guts. If you break a Mary Kates heart she will breck your neck. She is beautiful, hot and funny. Everyone is jealous of Mary Kate because of that.
girl: I wanna be Mary Kate
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
by birdsaresexyaf May 14, 2017
Loving cutesy dear who loves animals but loves John John more (that is a lot of love) - beautiful, cutest, sexiest love heart in the universe! Her war cry is: Neng. Best girl you can ask for :)
by cupofcoffee March 21, 2018
by nykkun August 20, 2011
Is not only the coolest cat in town...but also the most beautiful!
if you catch a Jenkins, feel it in and hold on tight! Loyal, caring, sweet and cheeky.
if you catch a Jenkins, feel it in and hold on tight! Loyal, caring, sweet and cheeky.
by truthonlykids July 26, 2014