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Jordan

Ugh! It's Jordan
by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019
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jordan

A really loud person who has a lot of immature friends. she loves her friends more than herself (sometimes not always). likes to be a good friend. smart but doesnt show it all the time.
can discuss any topic wether it sex, penises or any other gross topic. a really really really really good friend
will always be there for you so hang onto her. Its good to have one. I LOVE the jordan that i have as a friend. i luv u JORDAN DROUHARD!!!!!!!!
that girl is really loud but is a good friend
yeah thats jordan
by F R A N K I E D E V E S O April 12, 2014
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Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.
by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018
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Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.
Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019
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Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.
Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?
by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015
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Jordan

Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”

John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018
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Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.
Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing
by lkmmm April 12, 2018
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