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Jason

an annoying fagot lover who has no life. He may also be the dumbest person you've met in your life. its very easy to get mad at him
Jason *does something stupid*
me: JASON YOUR RETARDED
by toni0719 May 1, 2019
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Jason

A great friend but also a complete dick when he wants to he also gets angry extremely quickly he has a really short temper and will hurt his friends if they get in his way he will break your heart with a snap of his fingers hes strong fast athletic in general but hes not to bright (hes stupid) hes also a cheating prick and a lair he cant be trusted and he doesn't really trust others sometimes his judgement is good some times bad if you ever meet him get away as quick as you can before he hurts you to
Jason broke my heart strangled 6 of his so called friends for no good reason broke Jacobs nose for no good reason and more and my name is Tessa
by T3S5/\ February 13, 2018
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Jason

Jasons are a type of humans that sometimes really don't give a damn. They don't like people that tell them what to do. They also don't like girls that are too clingy and are like magnets. They may seem like assholes but they do care if they do give a damn (rarely). So if a Jason says "I don't give a rats ass..." than he doesn't give a damn about that topic. Jasons also can be good partners if you want someone that does gaming 23 hours a day. They might make you cry but you will know they do care if you cry tears of happyness.
Jack-"Dude Jason is grumpy today and screwed up my project!"
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."
by almostGOAT December 11, 2018
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Jason

Jason is such a poser
by UnknownCoco February 26, 2020
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Jason

Jason, a person who is used but not hurt, not damaged or even satisfying- he can be mean when he wants to and has morals...
Omg that dude is such a Jason...
by Bluutooth July 13, 2016
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Jason

Love BRINKS
Hard ass dirty ass stinky ass long ass hairy ass
Dicks in his mouth
But still sexy
Used as a name for a idiot

But sexy
Jason!!!!!!!
by Merplovesbread June 5, 2016
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Jason

The biggest pussy bitch that ever walked the fucking planet. He has a freckle on his dick and the doctors fucked up his circumcision. He doesn't care about anyone but himself and he acts tough and mysterious but he really gets his ass beat. He treats girls like objects and then dumps them in the trash.
Wow I hate Jason he's such an asshole!
by Beefjerkyhoe123 March 13, 2017
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