jank

whack, weird, odd, strange. used and created by people in Gurnee Illinois. litetally only used there

dude that's jank

by k6618 May 3, 2018

jank

british slang for saying someone is unattractive

'that boy george is well jank'
'pasta is fucking jank'

by Scutty May 28, 2015

Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information

“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022

jank

when something looks lowkey ratchet and there's no other way to describe it

that girls weave is falling out, that's so jank

by 3hardnips March 10, 2017

Jank

To stroke someone's cock through the opening of the underwear with their big toe.

My wife sure likes to jank her feet warm.

by Humpy317 July 19, 2017

jank

a word only caroline can use. trademark it hoe

“This is jank,” said Caroline

by sydneyjqkak November 8, 2019

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016