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E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal
Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out
by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019
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booty jail

The state of getting a penis stuck inside and asshole. When you switch out lube for super glue.
Damn dude my girl and I fucked up and had me stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
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booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue
“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”
by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018
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JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.
He's an jail barn.
by On thee trend January 9, 2020
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nail jail

When you're forced to play Moira in Overwatch.
Brigitte got nerfed again, so we're back in nail jail.
by seventhirtysix September 10, 2020
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