Jessica

A jessica will typically diagnose herself with anxiety but laugh later on. She has a wheezing problem and think that she can turn people on with eating.

Person 1: Hey who’s that

Person2: oh gosh it’s going to take a lot to explain
Jessica: the girl everyone meets than thinks is crazy

by Daddyxoxotoomuch March 26, 2021

jessica

jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT

jessica kills ppl souls for fun.

by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019

Jessica

Afzaal’s waifu

Wow look at Jessica’s thiccness

by Papa zal June 21, 2018

Jessica

Beautiful from head to toe extremely attractive when wearing my ugly stik hat and thicc

Love can only define the name Jessica

by Isaiah Wilson June 20, 2019

Jessica

jessica is that one bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

Jessica's my bitchy sister in law with a fat ass

by ihatehomework December 15, 2018

Jessica

Is an annoying white bitch with no freinds

Man that girl is such a Jessica ugh

by KINGHANDO August 13, 2020

Jessica

The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs

Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"

by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018