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by totallyaperson1234 September 2, 2017
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Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.
Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.
by honda_legend November 22, 2021
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Jens

A sweet, funny, caring person who's loved by everyone. He's also very handsome and sexy. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him. He happens to be very horny, just like his girlfriend, loves sex and he's really good at it. But his weener is salty. Hes a good friend, always there for people and listens and talks to you when you need it. Anyone that has a Jens is quite lucky. Jens is truly a wonder.
I just sucked Jens weener, it's salty.
by yourmilfmom96420 November 23, 2021
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Jens

More than awesome! Very hairy most of the time but attractive as fuck.

Trained body and a face carved by god.
Girl1: Who is this sexy, hairy and awesome sexbomb?

Girl2: Ohhh, it has to be Jens !
by Klarasims January 2, 2017
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Jens

Is your Allesj
After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.
by Tajine August 19, 2020
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Jens

Jens is a beast in football. He loves his friends and fortnite. He is a social boy who usually do everthing he can to do his homework fast on the mondays so he can be with friends the rest of the day. If you meet a Jens you will meet a lovely badass kid with alot of mischievous things to do. He do dosn´t usually fall in love with someone but if i do he wont let go of that obe spesific person unltill he get her to love him back. He can be annoying somw times but in the end we all love Jens.

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by mr. nakadoma May 4, 2018
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Jen-Hsun

the kind of guy everyone looks up to, they are smart ambitious, joyful and usually a hottie. people often refer to a Jen-Hsun as a ray of sunshine. They have a way to light up your day just by having them around. they are very good listeners, they will always be there for the people they care about. they love to make others happy, and will go out of their way to do so. They have so much knowledge to share with others about anything and everything, they are fascinating. A Jen-Hsun may look like a bad boy but they are real softies deep down. They have an incredible sense humour, they can crack up a joke anytime anywhere. Having a Jen-Hsun in your life will bring you joy, happiness, comfort, reassurance and will make you feel alive. So basically they are perfect husband material.
-Girllll did you see that guy over there? Damn i wanna make him mine already
- jeez girl you right, he must be a Jen-Hsun
by Danxca__ November 24, 2021
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