he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan
by hi im mimi November 13, 2022
Get the ivanmug. When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
Get the Crazy Ivanmug. bald.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
Get the ivanmug. A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
Get the ivan montalvomug. A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is a handsome and sexy looking boy who is a skater anf who took the effort to speak to the vanesa, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities ivan wants. Ivan gets crazy with vanesa and the vanesa gets crazy with Ivan. There soulmates forever
by dareal1:) December 23, 2022
Get the ivan and vanesamug. When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
by Mayviper May 1, 2023
Get the The Ivan Effectmug. A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.
Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024
Get the Ivan Tongmug.