Ivan

Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima

Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*

Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*

by tp meme May 5, 2022

Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.

Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.

by Frogssss November 6, 2022

Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.

Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know

by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022

ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

ivan

if he moves on it done but if want to come back he the one and he the best a cuddles

ivan: you want to cuddle :me YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t talk , look and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill you.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Ivan Andres

The literal definition of a whore.

- Omg have you seen Ivan Andres lately?

-- you mean the whore? He can never settle for one 😹

by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022