Derek chauvin

The cop (he really shouldn’t be one.) who killed George Floyd. He kneeled on his neck for 8 minutes till Floyd suffocated.
Derek Chauvin is a revolting excuse of a man. He deserves to rot in prison and then in the deepest depths of hell. I hope nobody gets to see his grotesque face again. Rot in hell.

P1: “I hope Derek chauvin’s toenails get pulled off of his toes and fed to him. What he did is unforgivable.”
P2: “I agree. Anyone who thinks he didn’t do anything wrong is a piece of shit.”

by vesseI August 19, 2021

derek yu machine

A very complex machine that results in death

The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes

by Geargasm December 16, 2020

Derek Ortiz-Mondragon

Words can't describe the size of this boy's heart. He loves and cares with all he's got and it makes you adore him in every way possible. He's comforting to be around and he's the kind of person you forever want to be friends with. He has so much potential, kindess, creativity, smarts, and is overall an amazing guy.

Thank you for being in my life, Derek Ortiz-Mondragon

by Kiri♡ January 18, 2022

National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021

Derek's Sister Lex

When someone's explanatory preface becomes part of their name. Derek's sister's name is just Lex, but I can't just say, "Lex," I have to say, "Derek's Sister Lex," or else confusion will ensue.

Max: Remember Jacky Chen?
Vivienne: You mean Jack?
Max: No. I mean Jacky Chen.
Vivienne: That's such a Derek's Sister Lex situation.
Max: :3

by SVEN:3 February 2, 2010

Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023

Burning Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two men dressed as firemen, & one woman.

Derek loves to dress like a fireman with his friends & have a burning dirty derek.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018