Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.

"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."

by it be me, trent October 20, 2020

ketchup

Tomato Jam

Yo if tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a jam!

by dreamygreentea September 4, 2020

glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

Hotdog Ketchup Bun

When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.

Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun

by Allaallaakkkbarr March 28, 2019

Ketchup Sex

Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.

by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020

Ketchup Trench

The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode

*microwave goes POP really loud*

Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"

by poopbucketburgle February 20, 2011